Instead of emblazoning our names on a product, it might as well say "Republic of Utopia”. You won’t find this country on any map, except those in our dreams, but it still has its own motto: “We’ve all got our own way of looking at things".
I’m no groveller. Mockery's more my thing - and I like a bit of gossip too. With a slip of the tongue, I’ll help you slip into your shoes. I fit any size!
Hand on heart - that's me! I always tell the truth, so you can believe me when I say that I’ll always protect your table from hot pans and dishes. You can remove the heart and use it as an additional heat mat.
I’m not your average kitchen-roll holder, but I’ve still got my job down to a fine art! Includes one roll of paper.
I’m anything but bog standard! Get the job done properly with this artful holder, which includes one roll of toilet paper!